Drive By Shooting: Washington DC, Christmas 2009

It's Christmas Afternoon, so in between lots of cookies and lots of Turkey and Ham, I took a drive and took some shots of the beautiful White Christmas we had here in DC.

I used to snowboard down this hill on a Burton Backhill in 1984
The one statue is crying on the other statue's shoulder because the health care reform bill was passed yesterday morning within these walls.
Security Issue Number One: Protecting the National Menorah.


When I was a kid, there was a pretty good chance of getting car jacked or robbed around this area in the evening, now there is a Whole Foods.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor dark of night can stop a hipster in tight jeans on Christmas day riding his fixed gear through Adams Morgan.
I attempted to locate the Prime Minister of Malaysia but he wasn't here. My mission continues...
Obama's crib.
2 blocks from Obama's crib, someone else's crib.
Life size replica of my dong.
Jefferson Memorial.
The world's largest office building. It's built in the shape of a pentagon.
The first spaceship landing area ever constructed by the U.S. Government.

Drive By Shooting, Cairns, Australia Part 2

If you were a guy in North America playing this sport you would be considered a wanker, but in OZ, it's all good.


Check out that new high speed internet satellite dish, I am getting one installed at my office.
Everyone is always welcome at church, they need some cash too!


This guy would kick your freakin ass! You ever seen that movie Wolf Creek? Go watch it, based on a true story from the Outback.
I couldn't have asked for a better place for someone to ditch their couch. Made for a great photo, thank you.

Woolworths is like Wal-Mart of Australia.
Guess what this sign copied?

Drive By Shooting: Cairns, Australia Part 1

Typical 'Queenslander' home, built high to keep out water, crocs and all the snakes.

This was lucky that he saw me taking the pic and waved.
Why don't we have sick cars like this in the US?


They have some serious trucks in the Far North Queensland. These mates don't mess around.




This guy in the neckbrace has a cigarette in his hand. I probably would too.


The industry Cairns was built on: Sugar Cane.
Worked for me.

Drive by Shooting: Newport Beach, 4th of July

Just looking through my old photos and forgot to post my Drive By Shooting from the 4th of July last year. These were all shot from bicycle, because you just don't drive on the 4th of July in Newport Beach. This year, I got the hell out of town, too many 4ths in a row in Newport can get old, here's why:

That's a rip off for a taxi.
80's Speedboat, 80's chicks, cigarettes and a mohawk: Recipe for a good time!
Is this guy really pissed off or does he always look like that? Either way, no smart ass comments from me directed towards him.
Wait, I thought blow was legal?



If you are ever not quite sure if you are a douchebag, just tie a red bandana around your neck and you are guaranteed the title.

Paparazzi

I was just carrying it for a friend, and the weed in the backpack isn't mine either.
This sums it all up.
Here's a great idea that will get these guys a ton of chicks. Make an energy drink that looks like cocaine. Really smart. Literally thousands of girls in the streets, 3 dudes on a balcony. Guess it the million dollar idea didn't work out too well.

The cops were hamming it up with all the chicks they could find, why not?
See you next year!